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.....you've ever said, "Oh, yes sir, it's supposed to look like that."


.....you've ever said, "No sir, that's a seep, not a leak."


.....you've had to take someone to the hospital after a "friendly" game of basketball during work.


.....you've ever sucked LOX vapors to cure a hangover


.....you know what jet fuel tastes like.


.....you have a better benchstock in the pockets of your BDU's than the squadron can supply you.


.....you've ever used a piece of safety wire as a toothpick.


.....you've ever had to say, "My boots are still black."


.....you've ever used a chock as a hammer.


.....the only thing you know about any city is where the good bars are.


.....you know more about your co-workers than your own family.


.....the refrigerator in your dorm room only has beer in it.


.....you finish a TDY and there are enough empty beer cans to build your own C-5 to fly home on.


.....you can't figure out why FMFC's exist.


.....you can't figure out why the Supply Squadron exists.


.....you can't figure out why POL is a part of the Supply Squadron.


.....you've ever passed gas in the step van in winter just to clear it out.


.....you relieve yourself more often outdoors than indoors.


.....you can't comprehend why EVERYONE doesn't want to be in POL.


.....you can't figure out why your two weeks advance per-diem is gone after three days.


.....you can't get through a TDY without using an ATM.


.....the first place you go upon arriving at your TDY location is the Class VI on a beer run.


.....most of your advanced pay is spent in one dollar increments in a "Gentleman's" club.


.....you've ever stood on a chock to keep your feet dry.


.....you've eaten more box nasties or MRE's than hot meals.


.....you can sleep standing up during a B-52 defuel at 20 below at 0300 hrs.


.....you change underwear and T-shirts more often than BDU's.


.....you've ever had to defuel a jet just after you refueled it.


.....you've sworn the day-to-day events in the flight would make a much better soap opera than anything on TV.


.....you've ever thought, "If only Jerry Springer could see this."


.....you've ever worked in a flight where the person held in the highest regard is the one who can drink a six-pack in less than five minutes and not puke.


.....you've ever worked in a flight where the person held in the second highest regard is the one who projectile vomits.


.....you've ever driven home and don't remember doing it.


.....you tell your co-workers you're getting divorced again and the first thing they ask is, "Selling anything?"


.....the next thing you hear after telling your co-workers that you are getting divorced again is, "All right, let's go out tonight and have a few."


.....you've ever returned from lunch to find post-it-note on the FCC window addressed to you with a message to "Call the First Shirt ASAP!"




And last but not least.....


.....you've ever been told, "Oh by the way, the updated TDY list just came out, and you're #1 for the desert rotation.....again!"

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